Funny Memories From The Past

>>>>I remembered when I was like five years and in a nursery school, A bike rider hit me one day on our way back from school. We used to do hide and seek(We: i mean my twin,step brother and other classmate that stays within our street) On that faithful day, Everyone has crossed the street before me,so as usual I recite my "Look right,look left,look right again before you cross the road) Till today I still dey talk say that phrase is very wrong,cos what about the second "Look right again" Cos that day,when I finished the phrase, I made for the other side of the road,the next thing i heard is Gbooosah. I still walked home that day by myself but popsy hurriedly rushed me to the clinic after setting the Bike man free. But the gave me 2face cos my other face bruised so badly and when it became healed,on side of my face was dark and the other was light,my siblings used to make jest of me then.

>>>>(You must have read this on JDB blog b4). I almost entered 419 trap one day and till today I still can't rmb what made me followed the guy to their meeting place.
When we got there I met two other women(Na mama dem be o) and another guy and they told me about the stuffs they need money to clear at the port,they even showed me some Ghana must go bags..But they didn't open it sha.

So they brought one calabash,say make we swear that I won't tell any other person and if I do, I will die.....So we all drank from the calabash

So they asked me to go and bring money or gold anything valuable that we can turn into cash. That we'll make lots of money and from the proceed I can returns all those stuffs back. So one of them accompanied me to the bus stop, So when I got back home... I was truly looking for money.. I checked mummy's wardrobe looking for money and valuables. It was my twin brother that shook me out it. And he was like why are you scattering Mummy's things,what are you looking for?

I told him,I cant tell him. Then he locked the wardrobe and kept the key. So I started dragging it with him (If you had seen me that day, you would have known am on a mission). So I started harassing him to give me the key,so he went to report me to our Big brother. So he asked me. What are you looking for? I said money, he dipped his hand in his pocket and gave me N50. I rejected it. that I needed something bigger than that. He asked me again For what? I was looking at the ground. Talk to me,what do you need money for?
I told him I cant tell him,he asked my twin to go and he began to queried me. not knowing what to say anymore.. I burst into tears, that I will die, if I tell him.
To cut the long story short. I told him oooo...And till today my siblings still make jest of me( I'm going to die if I tell u)But this is me still writing here oo.. I no die ooh gbam.

>>>> Another is when we were still in the Nursery school, popsy used to give us 5kobo stipend,most of the time,we don't get to spend it. So one day, after school,we were having lunch, mumsy used to leave our lunch separately,but trust us the three musketeers,we will turn all the food together in a bowl and start eating together(Mostly is rice anyway). So that faithful day, I kept my 5kobo underneath the bowl of rice, so when I went to get water, my twin brother took it,when I remembered, I started looking for it. My step brother gave him away. So I went after him in mad fury. He gave me the coin back. But guess what I did with it naughty me. I kept the coin on my own side of the place inside the rice. By the time we finished eating, everybody has forgotten about the coin. So I started looking for it again. When everyone realized that I had swallowed the money(cos i don't chew rice, I swallow). SO they ran in panicked to tell popsy again. I was rushed to the clinic again.. But was able to get the coin out later,but could dare not touch it..(U know what I mean)LOL

>>>> Is wondering what is it about cigarette.So one day,we bought a stick of cigarette and we all ran up stair with our neighbors. We light the cigarette and we all took a puff each,coughing as we pass the stick around all five of us.. Then someone caught us in the act. We all got six stroke of the cain each in our butt.

>>>>Another funny episode was between me and my twin brother, both of has the knack for having this funny fight where he won't let my hand be the last on him and me sef won't allow his to be last on me. So that faithful morning we were at it again and in a bid not to let my hand last on his body, he ran out of the room only to collide with my sister that was bringing in hot tea for breakfast. I pity him small sha..But I had the last laugh that day and since then,he no dey joke with me again.

>>>> Later we soon found ourselves in a boarding our for our primary school education. In the female hostel, we used to have this mini dramas, where we play Father and mother between ourselves. We used to do daddy and mummy having sex in the night. Girl on top of girl,rubbing our little bodies together. Imagine with our koko pointed breast...

>>We also used to cook rice in an empty tin of powder milk,bournvita etc,then we use pepper and tomatoes that we steal from the school garden and oil from the dinning kitchen.

>>Popsy maternal Aunt used to visit us in school back then cos she stay in the town. May her soul rest in perfect peace. She used to bring stuffs for us especially food. She used to cook Rice and Yam together and is always sweet o,but we don't like it,trust our hostel mates,they are always expecting that Old woman more than us cos we are always giving it out.

>>And wait for this, we used to make cake with Garri,bournivita,milk,sugar,gogo(smarties)on our birthday.It used to be sweet. Contact me if u want a cake like that.(Damn I cant but laugh whenever I think of this)

>>>>More in boarding house. There was a day I was in the toilet(Our toilet was outside the hostel)So that faithful afternoon,we were having siesta, so I took permission to go the toilet. As I started my mission, I was looking down at the long thing coming out of my yansh and praying it should not break(Na tush pit toilet oh before you start to dey run ur mouth). So I looked up, guess what was facing me. A very big SNAKE, laid coiled up in front of me and looking at me. How and when the snake got there I didn't know. I stood still,even the excrete refuse to come out or cut off sef. I started sweating profusely. I was so much afraid. And I cant even run cos the snake has block the door way. As luck would have it. The snake just turn and crawled away. (Don't ask me if I wait to finish my mission in the toilet oh or even clean up sef).. I ran into the hostel through the backdoor shouting snake..snake..snake.. Everybody in the hostel ran out through the front door.(Even the house mistress fled too) It was really a mad day.